I know these are bleak days. I know there is a lot going on in politics and in everyday life. I know a lot of people are stressed and not feeling like it’s appropriate to laugh. But, ya gotta find humor in all Tangerine Terrorist and his followers’ utter failures!
Just this week, TT had to walk back his ‘let’s cut off funding to all the really popular things government pays for’ order. His administration had to back-peddle so fast, I’m surprised the transmission didn’t just drop out of that jalopy! It went from armored tank to the car in ‘Beverly Hillbillies’ awfully quick.
TT’s nominations are just as hilarious in all their ineptitude. RFKJr thinks that 30 MILLION babies are born every year in this country alone. Women out there, you’d best be getting busy as just under 4 million babies are born here every year. I mean, crazy worm-brain guy is expecting another 26 million babies out of you … every year! No wonder TT and his flunkies are so keen on taking away womens’ rights! They can’t do basic math!
I mean, what do you expect when the person who holds the title of POTUS can’t go to most countries because he is a convicted felon? Look at his entire working life: he inherits a fortune from his dad, he swindles more money from his extended family, the lies about that swindle, he sets up fake charities that get closed down for fraud, he bankrupts a CASINO, files for bankrupcy 6 times, has his university closed due to fraud … and he wants you to call him ‘successful?’ HA!
Now, let’s look at TT’s investments: He invests golf clubs, which often have difficulty turning profits, unless you make your annual dues so high that it really is an open bribe to join. His social media platform is really … hmmm … not that social? Buildings that once had his last name emblazoned on their entrances have most all removed that name. His buildings have generally stuggled to turn any kind of profit since his last time in the Oval Office. He is still the butt of jokes in many sectors of the world because he is so … well … so bad at everything he does!
Now let’s look at the last 5 years or so of TT’s time in the courtroom. Aside from his cronies in the judicial system who keep, ineptly, covering up his crimes, he loses more often than he wins. The only way he can win is because he cheats. He’s not even that good at cheating and his cronies are the worst for leaving overt clues as to their biases. He’s been found to be civilly liable for sexual assault, he has a long public history of being a sex pest and his friends all seem to have sex pest problems, too. And, you think this guy is somehow going to become competent at anything other than selling snakeoil products? (Insert 1980’s sitcome laugh track here)
Remember to laugh, everyone, at the shambolic, inept, term-limited sideshow that is TT’s get-out-of-jail card. Let’s make this as costly and painful to him as we can.
Tell our overseas friends and members of the press to also point and laugh at TT and his followers. Most people in the US don’t like the guy, either. Heck, most of us didn’t even vote for him!
Do not obey in advance.
Illegitimi non carborundum.